poleaxed: static; joke (i got a little)
joan dority is a problem. ([personal profile] poleaxed) wrote in [community profile] therookery2020-10-15 05:31 pm

a very special holiday game.


FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Jone of Denerim.
RECIPIENT: All y'all.
NOTES: a history of violence.


[Jone's voice comes out a bit nasal, as if one of her nostrils are blocked. The reason quickly becomes clear:] Oi! You lot! I've a contest. Which of you's the best healer? Fix this old nose of mine... and my face along with it, would you?

It's not especially bollocksed, but which of you can do it fastest, eh? I'm at the mess.

While I'm here, this lad I know, Benedictus? Little Vint. Everybody should attack him-- non-lethally-- when he's least expecting it. Which is all the time, innit? Ben, lad, it's the next step in your training.
keenly: (here to stop me)

[personal profile] keenly 2020-10-17 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely to meet you, Jone. I'm Colin. [He looks up from the entry he's making in the log book to see she's already leaving.] Um. Have a good day!
keenly: (only a thought)

[personal profile] keenly 2020-10-17 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! [he says lamely after her, not actually sure if that was a compliment.]