poleaxed: static; joke (i got a little)
joan dority is a problem. ([personal profile] poleaxed) wrote in [community profile] therookery2020-10-15 05:31 pm

a very special holiday game.


FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Jone of Denerim.
RECIPIENT: All y'all.
NOTES: a history of violence.


[Jone's voice comes out a bit nasal, as if one of her nostrils are blocked. The reason quickly becomes clear:] Oi! You lot! I've a contest. Which of you's the best healer? Fix this old nose of mine... and my face along with it, would you?

It's not especially bollocksed, but which of you can do it fastest, eh? I'm at the mess.

While I'm here, this lad I know, Benedictus? Little Vint. Everybody should attack him-- non-lethally-- when he's least expecting it. Which is all the time, innit? Ben, lad, it's the next step in your training.
okayimin: (what's that)

[personal profile] okayimin 2020-10-16 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm with the Chantry. No charge on services.
okayimin: (sup salrocka)

[personal profile] okayimin 2020-10-16 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ She snorts. ]

Start that and I'll draft you to help me with rounds.
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[personal profile] okayimin 2020-10-16 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. That mean if I tell you to not get yourself or Benedict busted up too much, you'll listen.
okayimin: (if you say so)

[personal profile] okayimin 2020-10-16 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Bruises and cuts are well enough, but we don't need magic to reset bones or pop joints back and I'm not wasting elfroot on Dusters who can't keep their fightin' to the training rings.