joan dority is a problem. (
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therookery2020-10-15 05:31 pm
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a very special holiday game.
FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Jone of Denerim.
RECIPIENT: All y'all.
NOTES: a history of violence.
[Jone's voice comes out a bit nasal, as if one of her nostrils are blocked. The reason quickly becomes clear:] Oi! You lot! I've a contest. Which of you's the best healer? Fix this old nose of mine... and my face along with it, would you?
It's not especially bollocksed, but which of you can do it fastest, eh? I'm at the mess.
While I'm here, this lad I know, Benedictus? Little Vint. Everybody should attack him-- non-lethally-- when he's least expecting it. Which is all the time, innit? Ben, lad, it's the next step in your training.
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I might. What're your prices?
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Start that and I'll draft you to help me with rounds.
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I'm not promising you he won't come to your lot with light bruises, but that's between him and the Maker.
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