poleaxed: static; joke (i got a little)
joan dority is a problem. ([personal profile] poleaxed) wrote in [community profile] therookery2020-10-15 05:31 pm

a very special holiday game.


FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Jone of Denerim.
RECIPIENT: All y'all.
NOTES: a history of violence.


[Jone's voice comes out a bit nasal, as if one of her nostrils are blocked. The reason quickly becomes clear:] Oi! You lot! I've a contest. Which of you's the best healer? Fix this old nose of mine... and my face along with it, would you?

It's not especially bollocksed, but which of you can do it fastest, eh? I'm at the mess.

While I'm here, this lad I know, Benedictus? Little Vint. Everybody should attack him-- non-lethally-- when he's least expecting it. Which is all the time, innit? Ben, lad, it's the next step in your training.
katabasis: ([019])

[personal profile] katabasis 2020-10-16 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I see little reason to discourage you, and he can speak for himself.

[Feel free to hit that one all day long.]
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[personal profile] katabasis 2020-10-16 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
All the better. He'll stand to learn something regardless.
katabasis: (or more freedom from trouble)

[personal profile] katabasis 2020-10-16 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Commander Flint, Head of Forces. I assume you're with the division.
katabasis: (monstrous giants present themselves)

[personal profile] katabasis 2020-10-16 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
We can arrange to cut it off if you prefer. The hand.
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[personal profile] katabasis 2020-10-17 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
I don't much care what you do in your free time so long as the work doesn't put you at odds with the outfit's.
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[personal profile] katabasis 2020-10-17 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Good. [Enough.]

As you were then.