poleaxed: static; joke (i got a little)
joan dority is a problem. ([personal profile] poleaxed) wrote in [community profile] therookery2020-10-15 05:31 pm

a very special holiday game.


FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Jone of Denerim.
RECIPIENT: All y'all.
NOTES: a history of violence.


[Jone's voice comes out a bit nasal, as if one of her nostrils are blocked. The reason quickly becomes clear:] Oi! You lot! I've a contest. Which of you's the best healer? Fix this old nose of mine... and my face along with it, would you?

It's not especially bollocksed, but which of you can do it fastest, eh? I'm at the mess.

While I'm here, this lad I know, Benedictus? Little Vint. Everybody should attack him-- non-lethally-- when he's least expecting it. Which is all the time, innit? Ben, lad, it's the next step in your training.
altusimperius: (wasnt me)

[personal profile] altusimperius 2020-10-15 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
...I wish I had your confidence.
tender: (109)

[personal profile] tender 2020-10-16 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ oop.

but that's the end of conversation with derrica, busy patching up a nose. ]