book.

[cozen]

FORM: Enchanted book.
SENDER: Bastien (secretly)
RECIPIENT: Everyone
NOTES: It's for science. Sorry for the IC binary assumptions, IC schooling welcome. Everything should probably be assumed to be anonymous ("anonymous") unless someone says it isn't.

[ One of the pages in the enchanted book has now been anonymously divided up into a grid, labelled across the top with questions. The grid itself takes up the whole page, so commentary will have to either be very small, to fit into the boxes, or go on the facing page.

ETA: There are also winged phalli now, obviously. ]

ARE YOU...	ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?	ATTRACTED TO MEN?	WICKED?	DUPLICITOUS?
SAMPLE ANSWER →	Y	N	Y	N
Athessa	Y	Y	N෴	N
Lady Betrys Miniver	N	Y	N	N
[ Anonymous Laura ]	MAYBE	Y	Y	SOMETIMES
[ Anonymous Colin ]	Y	Y	N	N
[ Anonymous Byerly ]	Y	Y	Y	Y
[ Anonymous Benedict ]	N	Y	N	so it would seem Y
[ Anonymous Teren ]	Y	Y	Y	N
[ Anonymous Barrow ]	Y	only Dumas	Y	Y
[ Anonymous Leander ]	N	only Dumas	N	N
Benevenuta Thevenet	Y	Y	N Y	⬛ N
Poesia	Yes	Yes	Very Much	No

[ It isn't entirely impossible to identify the handwriting, if someone is familiar enough with Bastien's messy-but-trying scrawl to know what it'd look like if he did carefully perfect block capitals, but there was an attempt. ]

Comments

(frozen comment) if you want to reply with a table.

[cozen]

<center><table width=100% style="text-align:center;"><tr style="font-family:bookman old style, serif; border-bottom:1px solid #cccccc; font-weight:bold;"><td>ARE YOU... </td><td>ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?</td><td>ATTRACTED TO MEN?</td><td>WICKED?</td><td>DUPLICITOUS?</td></tr> <tr><td name="leave this one blank"></td><td>Y/N</td><td>Y/N</td><td>Y/N</td><td>Y/N</td></tr></table></center>

[sulahnan]

ARE YOU...	ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?	ATTRACTED TO MEN?	WICKED?	DUPLICITOUS?
	Y	Y	N?	N

[sulahnan]

[ As an afterthought, she writes her name next to her answers because she doesn't care who knows that she swings every which way. ]

[mereandrastianism]

[ In fine handwriting, utterly earnest: ]

ARE YOU...	ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?	ATTRACTED TO MEN?	WICKED?	DUPLICITOUS?
Lady Betrys Miniver	N	Y	N	N

[ why would you not sign your name to such things ]

[justashotaway]

ARE YOU...	ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?	ATTRACTED TO MEN?	WICKED?	DUPLICITOUS?
	MAYBE	Y	Y	SOMETIMES

[sarcophage]

[MAYBE acquires an arrow, and a little caption, This means yes.]

[windyvoice]

[ Despite best efforts, the winged penises appear, carefully arranged between the categories, weaved through the lettering and at random along the grid. ]

[sulahnan]

[ Some winged vaginas also appear, some paired with the dicks, others with other twats, some alone. ]

[cozen]

[ Children please this is important. ]

[keenly]

ARE YOU...	ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?	ATTRACTED TO MEN?	WICKED?	DUPLICITOUS?
	Y	Y	N	N

[bouchonne]

ARE YOU...	ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?	ATTRACTED TO MEN?	WICKED?	DUPLICITOUS?
	Y	Y	Y	Y

[altusimperius]

ARE YOU...	ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?	ATTRACTED TO MEN?	WICKED?	DUPLICITOUS?
	N	Y	N	so it would seem

[bouchonne]

[ "So it would seem" is scratched off; "Y" is written in its place. ]

[doneisdone]

ARE YOU...	ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?	ATTRACTED TO MEN?	WICKED?	DUPLICITOUS?
	Y	Y	Y	N

[thereneverwas]

ARE YOU...	ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?	ATTRACTED TO MEN?	WICKED?	DUPLICITOUS?
	Y	only Dumas	Y	Y

[sarcophage]

ARE YOU...	ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?	ATTRACTED TO MEN?	WICKED?	DUPLICITOUS?
	N	only Dumas	N	N

sorry in advance

[extortionate]

[ 'wicked' is circled several times ]

IS THIS A SEX THING ?

[aventuriere]

Yes, please indicate how many wicks you require.

[cozen]

[ in the same perfect (and slowly-appearing, if someone catches it live) block letters as the chart: ]

ETHICS

[ just in case anyone is actually confused. don't ruin his important research. ]

[bignasty]

[ written bigly across the adjacent page: ]

A MIRACLE OF MODERN MAGIC AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DEGENERATES USE IT FOR?

[elegiaque]

Sometimes we also debate who among us we'd rather kill than fuck or vice versa.

[windyvoice]

[ a very wilted but still winged phallus is drawn next to his writing, a little wiggly speech bubble circling the words. ]

[ungovernable]

ARE YOU...	ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?	ATTRACTED TO MEN?	WICKED?	DUPLICITOUS?
Benevenuta Thevenet	Y	Y	N	N

( wicked and duplicitous are such harsh words. )

[liberalum]

[ Scratches out the N under Wicked, inputs a Y.

He's participating in the culture. ]

[okayimin]

This is strange even for you lot.

[cozen]

Us lot?

[bloodandsand]

ARE YOU...	ATTRACTED TO WOMEN?	ATTRACTED TO MEN?	WICKED?	DUPLICITOUS?
Poesia	Yes	Yes	Very Much	No