FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Byerly
RECIPIENT: Everyone
NOTES: Please write dumb bullshit
Good evening, Riftwatch. In the spirit of no ideas being bad ideas, I'm currently looking for novel plans to defeat Corypheus. I recently was considering the merits of sending him a dog to soften his heart and improve his temperament. Bastien pointed out it'd be cruel to send a poor pup to fulfill that purpose, so we're thinking we'd recruit some shapeshifting mage instead.
All suggestions welcome. And since I am a sporting man, the most creative one gets a bottle of 9:36 Antivan red.
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