FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Jenny Lou, worm queen
RECIPIENT: all you cool cats and kittens
NOTES: If you want to handwave that your character was there for the drop, fucking do it. Also feel free to action spam and hijack in the comments.

Bone jour, y'all!

[ Jenny Lou sounds like she's trying and failing not to scream laugh. ]

Come to the courtyard right the fuck now if you wanna see the dopest shit in your whole fucking life!

[ Whether it's actually the dopest shit anyone's seen in their whole fucking life is debatable, but regardless, there are very much ten horse-sized worm-on-a-strings in the courtyard. ]