Dearest lovers -

[ Never a good start. Worse: Byerly sounds immensely pleased with himself, in an ominously caddish sort of way. ]

I hope you haven't raffled off your finery for the funds to buy liquor, because you'll be using it shortly. I have managed to catch myself a bride. And what a bride, too - Sidony Venaras, beautiful and ever so wealthy, don't you know.

We'll be getting wed in two days' time. The event will be held at the Toad and Flagon - I think some of you know it, it's in the part of Lowtown that smells like an old wet towel. Food will not be provided. Drinks will not be provided. Gifts will be expected. Money is preferred.

I'll see you there, esteemed watchers of rifts.