Byerly Vlad Rutyer
12 May 2019 @ 10:01 am
FORM: Crystalll
SENDER: Byerly (sorry)
RECIPIENT: Everyone (sorry)
WHAT: Talking fashion + trying to pick a fight out of boredom
WHEN: Post-Divine election
WHERE: Everywhere
NOTES: None


So - Divine Beatrix IV. Dreadfully aesthetically displeasing, that name. I think it's the ks sound at the end. Bee-a-triksss. Gives it such an air of menace, no?

[ Byerly sounds cheerful. ]

But it sounds like there's a coronation to go to. Who's planning on attending? And, more importantly, what's everyone going to wear? If anyone goes dressed that hideous-looking Inquisition formal garb, I swear, I'll disavow all knowledge of you. Let's look stylish.

[ And then, with a little sigh - ]

Oh, and as a little postscript - mages, elves, please do me a kindness and scream about your oppression as evidenced by our choice of Divine elsewhere. Elf-mages are doubly unwelcome. Honestly, you never hear dwarves yelling about how much they're mistreated. And you never hear the Tranquil going on. Would that all mages could be like them.