Warden Kain
08 April 2019 @ 01:52 am
FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Kain Ventfort
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Based on the OOC minor plot suggestions about the Divine stuff, specifically the bird-catching! Apparently Agathe has an aviary.
WHEN: About now
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Nah. Swearing parrot maybe?

[There's some high-pitched squawking and swearing in the background before Kain speaks up.]

I might as well just give you away, you demented crea- ah, anyway. Sorry about that. I was wondering, does anyone have any worthwhile tips to share about catching rare birds? It seems I only attract the variety who might as well be possessed by demons. What I'm looking for is something more... uh, refined.

[There is no way in Thedas they'll win any favor if he gives away his own "pet" bird, but oh he has considered it.]

Your advice is appreciated. Thank you.