altusimperius
20 March 2019 @ 11:25 pm
FORM: Written message on the notice board
SENDER: Benedict (Quintus) Artemaeus
RECIPIENT: everyone
WHAT: a very important job for a very neurotic boss
WHEN: now
WHERE: Notice boards
NOTES: If selected we will absolutely be playing things out, so prepare for some inevitable bullshit


[in disgustingly fancy penmanship:]

To existing members of the Inquisition and denizens of Kirkwall,

For the safety of the Inquisition's guests, the office of the Chamberlain requires the use of a regular taster and expert in poisons. The chosen applicant will be compensated for their time and any medical expenses the position may incur.

The chosen applicant will also be asked to submit a document designating recipients for their worldly possessions, just in case. If you cannot write, have someone write it for you.

Those interested should speak to the Chamberlain, B. Artemaeus.