FORM: crystal but there are probably also ridiculous posters
SENDER: Étienne (i'm sorry)
RECIPIENT: everyone with a crystal
WHAT: cures for erectile dysfunction a la alarming medieval medicine
WHEN: don't make me commit
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: potentially gross opinions regarding people needing penises to be men (hopefully not though), flippant discussion of ptsd, and definitely ridiculous erectile dysfunction cures