[ without preamble, ]

So here’s what: You make up two choices. Maybe they’re both shit, or maybe they’re both alright, but you say them — then you gotta say which one you’d pick, if you had to.

And maybe why. And then everyone else’s gotta answer too. Like this, 

Would you rather not be able t'lie, or only be able to? 

— And no one gives a damn for who you’re fucking or who fucked you over, so don’t go dragging that mess in here or I’ll puke on your shoes.

What's an acceptable means of having fun? I mean... with someone else. Someone with whom you're...

[Oh this is just ridiculous, getting this out. He clears his throat, trying again.]

What are some good ways to spend time with a significant other? [He's allowed to call her that now, right?? Ugh he is so new to this and a bit in over his head already. But he wants to start doing things together as boyfriend and girlfriend, so... now he needs to figure out what exactly to do.] I'd be curious to hear any suggestions.