So I'm having a baby. And it's not really working thinking of names for baby boys that I like. Girls are easier, I don't know why. So. If you like a boys' name, tell me what it is. My friend Alistair is here with me, and if he can make a joke about the name you suggest--

A mean joke, [Alistair interjects in the background.]

--a mean joke, it's rejected automatically. So. Think of it like a game. If you can stump him, you get a prize.