Beleth Lavellan
23 October 2015 @ 03:26 pm
FORM: A handwritten message tacked to the bulletin board
SENDER: Beleth Ashara, though she's placing it anonymously.
RECIPIENT: Anyone in Skyhold
WHAT: A passive aggressive anonymous message based on receiving the same questions ten times in a row.
WHEN: About a week or so after the arrival to Skyhold.
WHERE: Bulletin Board
NOTES: Passive aggression and being That Dalish.

Regarding the recent influx of Dalish:
An FAQ


To save everyone time and effort.

  • There sure are a lot of you!
-We are aware. There are currently about seven of us, which is apparently six more than any of you have ever seen before.
  • It's so unusual for the Dalish to get involved in world events!
-It's almost like we don't care what shit you humans get up to until it threatens to end the world. Please note that we did get involved the last time that this happened (an incredible 10 years ago, for those with poor memory).
  • I met a Dalish once, their name was--
-We don't know them.
  • In my opinion, the Dalish should--
-We don't care.
  • Is it true that the Dalish--
-No.

Praise be to the Creators.
[A small doodle of the Dalish heraldry follows. ]

[Note: A section of the paper has been torn out, as if perhaps to remove unwanted graffiti, though the original message is intact. ]