Just say the word and I'll feed him to some wolves for you and you can get some mittens to go along with the blanket.

[He would. Also he is so utterly Fereldan that he actually doesn't realise he made a joke.]

Yes, Sam, I was practically raised by a bronto and I know you call a lady fetching because it's manners, you need to learn that one before a lady comes along with less forgiveness and bites your head off.