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sulahnan ([personal profile] sulahnan) wrote in [community profile] therookery2020-05-04 06:20 pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM


FORM: crystal
SENDER: athessa and jenny lou
RECIPIENT: accidentally everyone
NOTES: hallucinogenic grass


Hey, here’s a word of advice. Don’t eat the fucking berries by the fucking hot springs! What’s up, Gallows Crew, we’re fucking trapped in a mother fucking jungle!

[ After Jenny Lou’s very sensible, important announcement, Athessa chimes in with something less helpful: ]

Oh shit, you ate them? You shouldn’t eat those, they’re wacky. And don’t breathe in the pollen from those big flowers, either. Made that mistake myself.

[ There’s a muffled sound like someone attempting to slap the crystal off ]

I was a fuckin’ horse when I ate ‘em, how was I supposed to know they’d fuck me up as a person? I’m trying to be cool with literally all our fucking bosses here.

[ More muffled slap-like sounds, during which the crystal actually does stop sending...then starts again. ]

Wait. Wait. Does that mean that the berries affected you as a horse? Or were you fine as a horse and just didn’t like...digest them? And they’re over there, it’s fine.

I dunno, nobody taught me shit about being a shapeshifter. And it’s like the opposite of fine, literally like the top five people I least want to see me wasted are right over there.

Well...that’s fair. I’ve been wasted in front of Yseult and she’s terrifying. Like, enough that I stopped drinking. At all.

Okay, real talk, do you have a list? Cus I fucking have a list.

A list? Wait, shh! [ A pause, full of suspicion and jungle sounds. ] Nevermind. Thought I heard somethin’.

Gods fuckin ducks, don’t freak me out like that. Okay, for real though. Scariest div head list. What’s yours?

[ Athessa doesn’t even hesitate to rattle them off. She’s clearly thought about this. ]

Yseult, Thranduil, Flint, Byerly.

[ Jenny Lou makes a noise that’s either agreement or ambient, hard to say. ]

Dude! Totally!!! I mean kinda. It’s Thranduil, Yseult, Byerly, Flint for me. Mother fuckin’ high elves are scary shit.

[ Speaking of high elves, Athessa snorts. Because. High elves. ]

I guess. He’s wicked tall, which is intimidating. But Yseult has that like… disappointment is a weapon vibe.

Yeah… But that’s kinda hot, sooooo…. Wait… you turned off the crystal right?

I turned mine off, did you turn yours off?

You literally saw me turn- Oh…. Nope. I did not turn mine off.

Shit.

Welp. New game, fuck marry kill, division heads edition.

Wait...Is it off now?

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[personal profile] obdurata 2020-05-05 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Can you safely bring me examples?
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[personal profile] obdurata 2020-05-05 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Joselyn Smythe. Alchemist. Do you think you can securely get one of those blooms inside something it can't puff pollen through?

And how long has it been affecting you?

( hm. is she going to sober up or is her body shutting down? maybe she should have led with that. )
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[personal profile] obdurata 2020-05-05 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Can you describe what the flowers look like and where you found them?

Do we have a healer with us? If not, I'd also like you to stay here with me so I can keep an eye on you while you're under these effects.
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[personal profile] obdurata 2020-05-05 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Northern edge of our current encampment.
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[personal profile] obdurata 2020-05-05 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
That's good. I'd like you to stay with me so we can make sure that's not going to change.
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[personal profile] windyvoice 2020-05-05 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Examples of who the scariest div head is or who's the hottest? Cus like I could make a graph probably.
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[personal profile] obdurata 2020-05-05 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like samples of the bloom and the berries if you can safely retrieve them.

( there's nothing pointed about the clarification, just patient. blah blah whatever that other stuff, back to what joselyn's interested in. )
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[personal profile] windyvoice 2020-05-05 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, totally. How many do you want?
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[personal profile] obdurata 2020-05-05 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
A handful of the berries. One or two blooms in the event that you can find a jar, and retrieve them without breathing in the pollen. If you have breathed in the pollen, I'd like to see you and see if we have a healer stuck out here with us.
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[personal profile] windyvoice 2020-05-05 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Dunno, I was a horse at the time. Do berries even have pollen, I thought that was like strictly a flower thing.
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[personal profile] obdurata 2020-05-05 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
( somewhere in the jungle, her fingers are at her temple. )

It is strictly a flower thing, I am referring to the flowers mentioned.
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[personal profile] windyvoice 2020-05-05 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh sick! We can probably do that, yeah. No idea who has a jar though and like kiiiiinda don't wanna get the rest of the camp high. Do we got one of those empty bottles for magic potions or whatever?
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[personal profile] obdurata 2020-05-05 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
I think it'd be better if you told me where it is, and I can see about doing it myself.
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[personal profile] windyvoice 2020-05-05 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Aight, bring a gas mask. They're up by the hot spring, which is like... I don't fucking know, left?
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[personal profile] obdurata 2020-05-05 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, I'll locate it.
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[personal profile] windyvoice 2020-05-05 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
You still want the berries? Pretty sure you can't get a contact high off those.
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[personal profile] windyvoice 2020-05-05 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Cool. Imma be with Athessa, since I crazy don't know who you are. Like no offense, but that's some stranger danger shit, ya know?
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[personal profile] obdurata 2020-05-05 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
( no.

however,
)

I've asked her to remain with me under the same observation.
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[personal profile] windyvoice 2020-05-05 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh shit, that sounds pretty serious. She gonna be okay?

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