bouchonne: (delighted!!)
Byerly Vlad Rutyer ([personal profile] bouchonne) wrote in [community profile] therookery2020-04-24 06:01 pm

crystal


FORM: Everyone, loudly, obnoxiously
SENDER: Byerly
RECIPIENT: LITERALLY EVERYONE
NOTES: Birthdays



Dearest Riftwatch!

[ If By sounds like he's announcing something momentous, it's because he is. ]

Do you smell something stirring in the air? Something sweet? Something glorious? Do the birds sing to you, saying, the day is nearly here? Oh, Riftwatch, if they do not, it's because you're not listening. Because the birds, the sky, the trees, the shivering leaves all have one announcement to make.

And that is this:

It is Sonia Barra's birthday.

Please dunk her head in a cold lake in celebration.
indissection: (102)

[personal profile] indissection 2020-04-25 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
My darling, we must have some kind of dinner, don't you think?
indissection: (19)

[personal profile] indissection 2020-04-25 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
And some of the worst wine that Darktown has to offer?
indissection: (095)

[personal profile] indissection 2020-04-26 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Do I at least get to wear a handsome dress?
indissection: (030)

[personal profile] indissection 2020-04-27 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
And this is why, my love, I chose you for my bond of matrimony. You understand me so well. [ A pause, and then - ] Does she have a least favoured colour?
indissection: (2126)

[personal profile] indissection 2020-04-30 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ And Sidony makes a noise that is practically gleeful. ]
vorbratta: (gonna make it clear)

[personal profile] vorbratta 2020-05-02 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ the pouting is AUDIBLE ]

I cannot believe you two! Such cruelty, and on my birthday!
Edited 2020-05-02 03:48 (UTC)
vorbratta: (say there's something better...)

[personal profile] vorbratta 2020-05-02 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
And how! When I have ever been anything but a loving, doting cousin? Showering you with affection at every turn? Offering honest criticism whenever you try to wear that hideous shade of chartreuse?
vorbratta: (okay dolore)

[personal profile] vorbratta 2020-05-02 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, I agree. It really highlights the bloodshot around the whites. Absolutely stunning.
vorbratta: (a hundred and twelve)

[personal profile] vorbratta 2020-05-02 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Did you write the ballad about your eyes?
vorbratta: (that's why my heart is skipping triplets)

[personal profile] vorbratta 2020-05-02 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I must hear it.
vorbratta: (and you wanted something better)

[personal profile] vorbratta 2020-05-02 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, and I know the perfect venue! You should enchant us all at my birthday party.
vorbratta: (but you can run faster)

[personal profile] vorbratta 2020-05-02 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a burst of laughter. ]

Byerly, please. [ you couldn't if you tried. ] It would be the most perfect birthday gift. I'd be the happiest girl in all of Thedas.