I'm giving them away for perfectly adequate reasons. They involve the eggs laid amongst my books, amongst my smallclothes, and one in my boot.

[ Which he is pretty sure Leliana placed deliberately. ]

I'm here because I'm a part of the Inquisition, but I left because I'm a pariah amongst my countrymen, no matter what certain elves have to say about it. This is hardly the time to talk politics, I think--

[ There's the sound of a sudden flutter, and he manages not to yelp. Mutters kaffas, and moves on with; ]

Now, do you want these chickens I'm foolishly giving away, or no?