Crystal

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FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Jenny Lou
RECIPIENT: all you babes out there
NOTES: backdated moderately, but also time is fake and i don't have to justify myself.

[ The following is what occurs when a bored teenager waiting for her quarantine period to be over realizes she has unfettered access to her superiors and coworkers:]

Okay hear me out. So like, we have all of these people from other worlds here, right? And also we're supposed to be like this super badass spy organization or like some of us are. So we should totally just use all the slang from different worlds to make top secret spy phrases or whatever.

Like btws, high key creeping on this total milf, right, but then this totally ripped himbo walked in and I had to yeet myself out the window.

I mean like, obviously you gotta make it like mission appropriate or whatever, but I'm telling you, my dudes, it's totally a good idea. We even got like old dudes who can give you the hot trendy talk from when they were relevant.