[ crystal ] idk boat bitching

[sclavus]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Charles Vane
RECIPIENT: All y'all
NOTES: bad words and shade

You dumb fucks just let Captain fucking Flint take hold of your military.

Sorry. Commander Flint. [ there's a loud snort, and a good chance charles vane is drunk. in other news: water is wet. don't worry, flint, your position won't be threatened by his shade throwing. no one actually listens to him about anything besides boats. ]

For my first official request from the office of the Admiralty to the new Commodore - if I'm taking care of all this goddamn paper you left behind, I want a raise.


I want my goddamn ship, Flint.

It's been a year. You owe me.

Comments

[rathercommon]

[ vane you're drunk ]

Oughtn't you be supporting him?

[sclavus]

We're still allies. Doesn't change that he's batshit.

[ batshit is, arguably, not exactly a bad thing in vane's book. and yes, he is drunk. ]

[rathercommon]

He is not.

[sclavus]

You don't know that motherfucker like I do.

[rathercommon]

[ Primly: ]

Language, please, Captain Vane.

[sclavus]

I'm not changing how I talk for you.

[rathercommon]

Why not? It doesn't cost you anything.

[sclavus]

Costs me changing something about who I am to make someone else happy.

[ and to Vane, that's everything he never wants to be. ]

Don't want your sensibilities offended, find someone else to chat with.

[coquettish_trees]

[ so proud right now ]

[triamour]

Are there not ships in the harbour?

[sclavus]

Don't want a ship, I want my ship.

[triamour]

Once you have a ship, it is yours.

[katabasis]

Don't encourage him.

[triamour]

Of course, you must listen to your Commander. We are not pirates.

[katabasis]

[triamour]

[katabasis]

I'm afraid you'll have to take the question of pay up with the Seneschal.

[Sorry Salvio.]