indissection: (098)
sidony venaras. ([personal profile] indissection) wrote in [community profile] therookery2019-03-23 07:58 pm

( OPEN ) | COMPLAINTS

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Sidony Venaras
RECIPIENT: The Inquisition
WHAT: Complaints box!
WHEN: Now
WHERE: In her rooms
NOTES: N/A


I have been tasked with addressing recent complaints and, well. I'm not sure what to make of any of this, truly. Have things hit such dire straights?

[ There's a shuffle of papers as Sidony begins to read. ]

'The wine is very bad'. Yes, well, ser, you get what you pay for. Perhaps you ought to dig a little deeper and purchase wine that does not affront your tongue? Either that or make some arrangements to have it imported. I'm sure Orlais would adore the business, with things as they are. Where there's a will there's a way, wouldn't you say?

[ Clearly, Sidony is not going to be the most tender of people when it comes to Inquisitorial complaints.

Then there's a soft sound of frustration. ]


I'm not even sure I can read this one. I think that if someone wishes to submit a complaint they should make it legible first, don't you? I can at least try, since it seemed so dearly important - If you are to steel - steal, I think? - cloths... Steal from the rich next time. Is this really something worth the complaints box? Try the guards next time, that might get you somewhere. Or lock your doors.

[ Muffled: Ser Pizzicagnolo, I thought this box was for legitimate complaints? A scoff, until finally - ]

Whoever requested an assistant for the Seneschal, consider yourself in luck. I have taken the task of complaints from his hands today, so that he might focus his attention elsewhere. You're quite welcome. Of course, if you wish to leave other complaints you might find it in it's usual place.
assistente: (07)

[personal profile] assistente 2019-03-28 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't thi-- Um. That is to sat, a task must be done properly. With proper documentation. Regardless of its--simplicity.
hornswoggle: (Default)

[personal profile] hornswoggle 2019-03-28 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. But that creates a great deal more paperwork for you, I'd assume?
assistente: (10)

[personal profile] assistente 2019-03-30 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I like paperwork.

[Very honest and open for a second there before he catches himself--]

That is, the, uh. The organization that paperwork guarantees. I like this. It is occupying, of course, but it ensures, uh, success. In other areas.
hornswoggle: (Default)

[personal profile] hornswoggle 2019-03-31 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh buddy ]

How so?
assistente: (07)

[personal profile] assistente 2019-03-31 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well--if an item is required to complete a job, perhaps. And one files the paperwork. Then the paperwork is processed and the item is secured within, um--on a reasonable timeline and, and then the job can continue. Toward completion.

If there were no paperwork, no one would know. That the item was required. It might still be secured, but it would not be so efficiently secured. Yes?
hornswoggle: (044)

[personal profile] hornswoggle 2019-04-09 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ????????? ]

I'll take your word for it, my friend.