Medieval Twitter tho

[aenseidhe]

FORM: Emergent Compendium
SENDER: Anon :)
RECIPIENT: Anyone who picked up the new texting Twitter book from Salvio
WHAT: Testing, 1, 2, 3...
WHEN: We'll say all of August, so when the Tevinter peeps come back they can have fun with DA Twitter
WHERE: The Gallows
NOTES: I'm not sorry.

[ That's it. That's the post. He's helping, ok? For Science-Magic. ]

Comments

[nadasharillen]

[ the handwriting is angular and exact ]

It's beautiful. Self-portrait?

[aenseidhe]

[ his, though, is a rough, slanted scrawl ]

If anyone else was paying such close attention to my person I might be disturbed by it.

[rathercommon]

[ With precise, tidy handwriting: ]

How long did that take you?

[aenseidhe]

[ with rough, slanted scrawl: ]

5 to 10 minutes.

[rathercommon]

And what inspired it?

[zombra]

[ Her handwriting's slightly big and rounded shapes. And, well, it's technically print, not handwriting. ]

You forgot the #selfie, dude. It's okay. First time?

[aenseidhe]

[ his is a rough, slanted scrawl. ]

Is any of that supposed to make sense to me?

[sorcerised]

[ This handwriting is rough and a bit spidery. ]

No, no I think he should look angrier. And a bit more superior. Great effort, though.

[ Signed with this sort of a thing: ]

[aenseidhe]

[ Iorveth's is slanted and scrawled. ]

I don't have the artistic skill to manage 'angrier' and 'a bit more superior' without the use of eyebrows.

[ and his eyebrows are under his headscarf most of the time. PS: signed with three arrows instead. ]

[assistente]

[Maker's breath he looked away for twenty seconds to show the Compendium to someone and already with this

In very neat and small print:]

This is not what the books are for.

- Seneschal Salvio Pizzicagnolo

[aenseidhe]

[ in rough, slanted scrawl: ]

A use for the books aside for testing was not specified.

[the_cleric]

[And eventually, because this is basically the internet, and if you post it, they will come (hehe)--

Over the drawing of Iorveth's finger, some helpful anon draws a nsfw dick pic.]

[aenseidhe]

[ ah yes, quality content. ]

I'm sure there's a market for that.

[somethingwild]

[In writing that is both messy and somewhat elegant at once.]

This is quite charming. I especially enjoy the artistic leaves around the elongated finger.

[aenseidhe]

The fact they're recognizable as leaves at all is enough accomplishment for me.

[letoldthingsdie]

[In neat, somewhat looping and almost calligraphy-like, handwriting:]

You're quite the artist. It looks just like you right down to the hand gesture.

[aenseidhe]

I'm unsure if that should be a compliment, or if your taste in art leans more towards the abstract.

[ his doodles are bullshit, ok ]

[arlathvhen]

[aenseidhe]

:( Don't cry.

[rowancrowned]

[ drawn between the tiny dicks that seem to have filled every free space on the paper- ]

And you are an artist as well, Iorveth?

[aenseidhe]

I suppose I've discovered a secret calling.

[kecharitomene]

( ignoring all of the written answers, galatea responds by drawing a halo around iorveth's head, rays of sunlight, etc. )

[aenseidhe]

Many thanks for improving the drawing's accuracy.

[ bless you sweet child. ]

[castintoflames]

Feeling loquacious? (He can feel the love. His handwriting is ridiculously neat, verging on beautiful. Elven Princes, right?)

[aenseidhe]

A picture says a thousand words. This one, mostly, 'fuck you'.