Newt Scamander (
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Wands and Staffs.
FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Newt Scamander.
RECIPIENT: Everyone with a crystal, though the message itself is directed toward fellow magic users/mages in particular.
WHAT: Wizards and mages and their proper tools.
WHEN: Early Justinan/June, after the Grand Tourney.
WHERE: The Gallows
NOTES: Unintentional (and otherwise) sexual innuendo, magic talk, Newt making an unintentional fool of himself (but what else is new?), etc. Will add more warnings if they become necessary. There is probably a good chance this post will not be safe for work.
SENDER: Newt Scamander.
RECIPIENT: Everyone with a crystal, though the message itself is directed toward fellow magic users/mages in particular.
WHAT: Wizards and mages and their proper tools.
WHEN: Early Justinan/June, after the Grand Tourney.
WHERE: The Gallows
NOTES: Unintentional (and otherwise) sexual innuendo, magic talk, Newt making an unintentional fool of himself (but what else is new?), etc. Will add more warnings if they become necessary. There is probably a good chance this post will not be safe for work.
[Trying desperately not to think about the recent news about the phylacteries, Newt mostly focuses on his own work in the Research division. But during his down time, his mind yet lingers on the uncomfortable possibilities of said recent news, and so he tries to distract himself by sating his own curiosity about something he's happened to notice about the native mages in Thedas.]
Hello all! Pardon me if I'm not using this crystal device correctly; it's, oddly enough, more advanced than some of the Muggle technology from my own home.
If we haven't yet met, my name is Newt Scamander, and I'm a rifter. [A brief pause as he considers what he wants to say next. Perhaps it isn't wise to announce himself as a rifter with magic so openly, but, frankly, he would like to reach out and connect with others with magic, to get himself familiar with the magic of this world if he can help it. It's much preferable to dwelling on the phylacteries, after all.]
A wizard rifter, to be precise, and so this message is mostly geared towards mages and others with magic themselves, particularly those native to Thedas.
And because it must be said, no, this message is not about phylacteries of any kind.
I can't help but notice that you lot use staffs to conduct your magic instead of wands. I just wanted to know: what is it like using such large tools to do so? Do not get me wrong, the staff work I have seen so far has been very impressive. And they are very neat-looking, and seem to make for good weapons, especially for hitting things. But they also seem so unwieldy? And a pain to carry around everywhere. Do you charm them to make them lighter?
I myself use a wand, which is much smaller and of a different kind of build. Perhaps, if you would be willing, we might compare our instruments some time?
[Newt says all of this with a completely straight face, entirely unaware of how he sounds. He is genuinely curious, and he's engaged with some very interesting conversations through these sending crystals before. He looks forward to the responses, though he can't yet know how they might turn out.]
Honestly, the magic of this world is fascinating, and I look forward to learning more about it.
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Well, one way to find out. ]
Are you really asking them to compare sizes?
I mean, I'd join in, but as it happens I use neither staff nor wand, anyway. I do use something called an arcane focus, but that's somewhat less... [ Phallic in nature? ] ...measurable. But I would hazard a guess it does the same job.
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( She is... too serious to lean into the innuendo, at least so far. )
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Usually charming them makes them heavier.
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[ He's also a dragon when he's not here, so wands and staves are a bit tiny. ]
Then again, I'm a rifter as well...
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I have been using a staff for so long that the bulk has become negligible to me, but the notion of wands being adapted for our use is intriguing. Perhaps the Formari would be receptive to your ideas.
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[Julius, heroically, avoids the low-hanging innuendo fruit.]
When I used to teach apprentices about the basics of staff use, I usually began with the idea of using it as an extension of your own will. That sounds sufficiently mystical, and then I would point out that you could say the same thing about a master swordsman's blade. As for a staff's weight, most of us are accustomed, though it's also worth pointing out that under the Circle system, many mages seldom traveled far enough for it to matter except in unusual circumstances.
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[There's a grin in his voice. Low hanging fruit is the best fruit.]
Though my days of comparing instruments wily-nily are past, I'd not mind comparing my staff to your wand.
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( petrana is absolutely not making any kind of innuendo. )
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(He now has some ideas about improving staffs. Thank you, Newt.)
The Wizards of Arda are usually...wizened. Or, rather, that is the form they choose? I do not know for certain. They are mysterious and they only involve themselves in the matters of Elves and Men when necessary. (When the Wizards deem necessary.)
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private;
Re: private;
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