No, no i know you ain't in the Hotel California, it's a song back home. It's all, ( BOW BOW BOOOWW this is her making mostly on-key Hotel California sounds, ) you can check in any time you want, but you can never leee-eee-eeeave. Which is spot on for this place, I reckon, yeah?

( Wow, okay. ) Anyway, uh. From what I hear, though, too much time on the road can fuck with folks like you and me. Our rave hands'll go fuck us up. And I will, I'll tell you about science. Um— dunno uh, dunno where to start, exactly. Have you never heard of science at all? I don't mean that judgmentally, I just don't want to bore you with shit you know already and sound like a prick.