collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[byblow]

You took that from a book.

[ ... Surely. ]

[stabsbooks]

Perhaps he did. But I did not.

[ So smug. ]

It happened, just like that.

[byblow]

Who?

[stabsbooks]

[ After Kaisa (thanks Kaisa), she's feeling a little more shy. Besides - ]

Does it matter? You asked for stories of what people have done, not who did them.

[byblow]

Is it someone who other people have seen? Do other people talk to him?

[ Do you have an imaginary lover, Seeker Pentaghast. ]

[stabsbooks]

Of course it is! And - people talk to him all the time!

...What are you implying?

[byblow]

He sounds too good to be real.

[stabsbooks]

[ She smiles, but it's sad, and the sadness comes through in her quiet tone. ]

...Once I thought so, too.



But he is as real as you or I. You may count on that.

[apostasia]

( the clearing of a throat. )

[byblow]

—sorry? Hello?

[ Too subtle for a glowing audio-only crystal, bro. ]

[apostasia]

When you suffer from my particular disadvantages, it pays to have a few redeeming features.

( "being ripped as hell and twice as slick", namely. )