Just ASK next time, you guys...

[thecookery]

FORM: A note in somewhat crude handwriting
SENDER: Avery
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: A warning??
WHEN: Current
WHERE: Skyhold bulletin board
NOTES: n/a

ATTENTION

Whoever has been nicking from the preserves at night cut that right out or the next time youll get the entire pan

DIRECTLY TO THE NOSE

Everyone else if you have any information that leads to my bashing this thief about the face with a rolling pin there may be a reward in it for you

Either way youll find me in the kitchens i promise you that

--Avery

Comments

Sending Crystal

[gatheringstorm]

I'm getting a little tired of the preserves running out when I want some, so I'll keep a look out. They won't want to be caught by me either, trust me.

[thecookery]

[Ugh. This is literally the most she's used her crystal in the entire time she's been in Skyhold. The struggle is real.]

Good. Maybe it'll set an example.

[gatheringstorm]

It'd better.

All I can say is that it's not Kas. I talked him out of pissing off kitchen staff, plus he's in Orlais.

[thecookery]

Well, that's one down at least.

[gatheringstorm]

...maybe someone did it for Asher. He's still in the healing tents and...well.

[Her voice softens for a moment, but then she clears her throat.]

I'll ask his crew.

[thecookery]

[Avery doesn't know the man, not by more than reputation, but if he's really that sick...

She sighs, irritated.]

If it was, just tell them to ask next time, yeah? Nobody's about to deny him a bit of bread and jam.

[gatheringstorm]

I will, promise. Just because it's for a good cause doesn't mean that manners have to be abandoned.

[If there's one thing she's learned, it's never to antagonize the people who make your food.]

[thecookery]

[A soft snort.]

If all the extra work these cheeky biters make on the daily was theirs to do instead of mine, I doubt they'd be trying it again.

[gatheringstorm]

That's not a bad idea, you know; conscript people for kitchen duty if they don't leave enough to go around.

[thecookery]

Yeah, well, if anybody catches one, maybe it can happen.