Posted in the Courtyard | OTA

[aforethought]

FORM: Message board flyer
SENDER: It Is A Mystery
RECIPIENT: All personnel
WHAT: Your new job postings
WHEN: Whenever people are around, waves hands vaguely
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: This is extremely official.

ATTN: NEW ASINMENTS

FIND YORS BELO

FIRST INITCHAL:

A — ESKORT
B — DETANE
C — DUEL
D — SEDUSE
E — ATTAK
F — FIND
G — DISKOVER
H — COVER UP
I — MARRY
J — DRINK WITH
K — STEEL FROM
L — TEECH
M — “HI 5” (? ? ?)
N — LEAD
O — FOLLO
P — FORGIV
Q — AVENJ
R — PUNCH
S — PUNCH HARDER
T — PUNCH REEL REEL HARD
U — RITE ON
V — LIKK
THE REST — CRY OVER

DIVISHEN:

FORSES — 1 OF THEM TEMPLAR STATCHUS
SCOWTING — 16 ANTIVAN CROWS
REESERCH — ANOTHER KRAYKEN BUT ITS BIGGER
DIPLOMECY — FAKE ROYALTY
NONE — NOTHING WHY ARE YOU REEDING THIS

BIRTH MONTH:

WINTERMARCH — IN THE WEST APROWCH
GARDEEN — NEXT TO A RIFT
DRAKONISS — AT THE BOTOM OF THE SEE
CLOWDREECH — IN SOME FLASH ORLAY PALACE
BLOOMINGTIED — IN THE DUNJENS UNDER AREST
JUSTINEEAN — IN THE MAKERS BOSSOMS
SOLAS — IN THE FROZEN WASTE
MATRINALIS — IN A LIBERARY BUT IN THE FADE
KINGSWAY — IN THE MIDLE OF THE WOODS BEARFOOT
HARVESTMEER — ON YOUR OWN FUNERAL PIRE
FIRSTFALL — ON SOMEONE ELSES FUNERAL PIRE
HAREENG — REDAKTED
I DUNNO I DONT KEEP TRACK OF THAT PONSEE SHIT — OWTSIDE SOME FLASH ORLAY PALACE WEAR REAL FOLKS LIV FERELDEN MAY BE

 

AGE:

KID — AT DAWN
GROWN — AT MIDNITE
GROWN BUT STUPID — AT NOON
OLD — WHEN YOU DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT NOT A SEKOND BEFOR

 

RIFTER?:

YA — BECAUSE WE SAID SO
NA — BECAUSE WE SAID SO