Don't most of you have to do all this standing very still thing? Just standing there. Even archers move but mages and it's like you got frozen from a certain point. Not our mage but two apostates have an apostate and I think she makes up all her own rules.

[A squeak sounds from near the sending crystal; the nug wonders why a strange voice is calling to it.] The rest are Casserole, Chop, Nug Tartare, Bourguignug, Bacon, Filet mignug, Trotters, Tenderloin, Jambonette, Stovies, Kirkwall Broil, Nug à la mode, Nugloaf, Shanks, Tantervale Hotpot and Bridie . [Yngvi rattles them off quickly, some just meals, some more of the puns when he was feeling inspired. The most Orlesian in one sitting Yngvi's ever produced in public.] Eh they'll toughen up, life happens.

What's academic about having a nug. Unless you're chopping it open and I'll come at you because that's as bad as kitchen talk.