( It's not unkindly said, nor amused enough by the sentiment to move it into the territory of condescension; it is a plain fact that the likelihood they thought of him at all beyond a figure on a logbook recording how much of their money was now his money afterwards is, at best, negligible. He will do them the kindness of thinking that they might have had more pressing concerns than being irritated that they did still have to pay him -
but that's as generous as he's prepared to be. He sips his tea, says philosophically; ) But then, seeing as how if they hadn't paid me I wouldn't have done it, I won't hold it too much against the pricks.
( He's certainly crossed paths with the odd individual of wealth and influence that he might deign piss on were they burning, but as a species there's fuck all to recommend them. )
It's not a good place to be an elf at the minute, is all. I'd be in Starkhaven, if I didn't reckon I might be a bit more useful here.
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( It's not unkindly said, nor amused enough by the sentiment to move it into the territory of condescension; it is a plain fact that the likelihood they thought of him at all beyond a figure on a logbook recording how much of their money was now his money afterwards is, at best, negligible. He will do them the kindness of thinking that they might have had more pressing concerns than being irritated that they did still have to pay him -
but that's as generous as he's prepared to be. He sips his tea, says philosophically; ) But then, seeing as how if they hadn't paid me I wouldn't have done it, I won't hold it too much against the pricks.
( He's certainly crossed paths with the odd individual of wealth and influence that he might deign piss on were they burning, but as a species there's fuck all to recommend them. )
It's not a good place to be an elf at the minute, is all. I'd be in Starkhaven, if I didn't reckon I might be a bit more useful here.