Another new Division Head

[conqueredhearts]

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Iskandar
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Iskandar announces his new position. In a way that is very Iskandar.
WHEN: Now
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Forces Division Page!

[A wonderfully cheerful and deep voice booms over the crystals. Many have already heard this voice and know it to be attached to a giant red headed Rifter who always seems to be filled with joy. And for those who don't know him, well, they're about to.]

My friends of the Inquisition! It is I, Iskandar! Many of you have come to know me during my months here and for those who haven't I am eager to get to know you. As of this day I have taken the title of Head of the Forces Division.

[He sure does let out a hearty laugh as he lets that sink in.]

I greatly look forward to working with all of you in my Division as well as those of others. Should any of you have questions please do present them. I am sure that you will have many for I am not only a King but I am also a Rifter. Among other things. [Another laugh.]

My friends among the Forces. Once I have matters organized I may throw us a celebration of this new role of mine so I can meet you all face to face. Until then do stop by my office! I always look forward to the company.

Comments

[conqueredhearts]

It would. Everyone would be envious to see you with me.

[samahl]

Envious of you for having me? Or envious of me for being with the king?

[conqueredhearts]

Likely both!

[samahl]

That's fair. Sometimes I'm jealous of us and I'm one of us!

[conqueredhearts]

Now what have you to be jealous of when you are one of us?

[samahl]

How pretty we both look, for one. [He might be preening a bit.]

[conqueredhearts]

You are jealous of that? That sounds like something others should be jealous of.

[samahl]

Of course that's true, but I personally feel everyone should be jealous of my looks. Even me. [He's saying nonsense on purpose now, just to keep the appearance of having no emotions outside of vanity.]

[conqueredhearts]

[He bursts out laughing.] I cannot say I am envious of your looks. Particularly when I know that I can admire them so closely and awaken so many aspects to them. Were I to have them I would not be able to witness those so easily.

[samahl]

And you wouldn't have those muscles. I like your muscles.

[conqueredhearts]

Oh I know you do. You do fine work showing your appreciation.

[samahl]

You mean hanging on you and drooling when you flex?

[conqueredhearts]

You see? A fine job.

[samahl]

The drooling can't be as attractive as one might think.