cud you not

[doneisdone]

FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Teren
RECIPIENT: errbody
WHAT: Teren made a friend
WHEN: whenever
WHERE: wherever
NOTES: we're meant to be together, I'll be there and you'll be near

[She hates these things and it is clearly with great chagrin that Teren's voice echoes over the crystals at all.]

Are any nearby farmers missing a druffalo. Or butchers. Livestock enthusiasts. Please collect it imm--[the muffled, angry sound of a very tall middle-aged woman being affectionately headbutted by an enormous bovine]

Comments

[aforethought]

Tried conscripting it?

[ :) :) :) ]

[unbrokenoath]

Me. I am. It's mine. Can I have it.

[justice_is_blond]

I'm rather certain that they attach much like mabari, and now you belong to it. In fact, they're not too dissimilar from mabari.

Congratulations. It's a boy or a girl, I can't tell over the crystals but I'm certain you've the keen observational skills needed to tell.

[sunshinethroughgrey]

....You stole.

A druffalo.

Hah, that rhymed!

No, but really, why did you steal a druffalo?