I hope you do not pray to Andraste that I might tell you tales of my lessons, dear Freddie. You would scandalize a goddess? And Jeannot?

[well, wait.]

I suppose Jeannot is inscandalizable, to a degree.

Which lesson should I tell you of? The lesson of the very straight line, which was met with resounding approval from all who considered it? Or the lesson of the itching powders, which was met with great censure from the family of Mademoiselle Garran? You remember her. She had such a way with oils.