wardeneructate: (Gonna need a bigger cup)
Oghren ([personal profile] wardeneructate) wrote in [community profile] therookery 2017-03-15 11:26 pm (UTC)

Yeah. They go and get a bunch of goats and put them in dresses. Do a big parade with them. Lots of alcohol involved.

Then they get you this secret brew that the dwarves invented years ago. Powerful stuff. Black as tar pits and makes your backside burn. Well they parade those goats all around you as you drink the stuff. Most can only get through one of those things but I told them to keep them coming.

Call the whole thing the "Blood Ritual". Probably to scare the new kids who join.

Most find they don't wake up for a day or two after.

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