I ate sticks. And dirt. And the siblings I didn't like.

[So airily because he's a dwarf from Darktown, is anyone going to put that last one past him?]

Clearly you weren't around Jayne long enough to know just how much he slobbered, which is fortunate, really, because you could drown a small child. Not that folk would let me try, always got it back to the parent before I got to test that bit because they're boring like that.