As a relatively famous hero of some noteworthiness, do we dare to profane his name with the title of Fool? Do we dare to stoop his heroic brow with a crown? Do we dare?

We do.

But it is something to think about. And there is a handsomeness to him that would not lend itself well to a crown. The jaw, too broad. The hair, too - hairy. Everything at once so noble and yet, so bland. Foolish indeed! And likely smells of dog.