Dog man? [Man dog?] Look for your information - not that it's any of your bloody business but I know you want to know because you were Asher's friend and I bet you fancied the arse off him, I'm that height, I see it all - but I tried it on. Over the armour. That purple was my colour, d'you know how rare chances are like that? No, you don't, because you dress like a bag lady.

[That is the worst sort of insult from Starkhaven, like just the worst, it's one of the few good things out of Starkhaven. They have quality insults.]

I didn't call everyone. I was calling my Lady then all of you just piled in because you're nosy gits. And her old man is letting everyone know that he's in rude health.

[Clearly.]