I thought he was some weird Orlesian attempt at a golem.
[Look at him, putting a spin on it. Probably because his brain is swinging around wildly.]
I'm offended at how many stairs your house has, it's like Kirkwall but in one house, who builds this many stairs inside one-- nevermind, on the floor. This place is nice, hospitality is probably better with you around but everything's better with you around.
[Time to turn on the old Congealedinagutterson charm before he clears his throat to ask a question. A serious question. Because sometimes Yngvi has those when he's sober.]
Your old man. Does he own weapons other than Bruiser and Crusher. Those are his fists, they need names, they have them, I think they make him sound distinguished, don't you?
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[Look at him, putting a spin on it. Probably because his brain is swinging around wildly.]
I'm offended at how many stairs your house has, it's like Kirkwall but in one house, who builds this many stairs inside one-- nevermind, on the floor. This place is nice, hospitality is probably better with you around but everything's better with you around.
[Time to turn on the old Congealedinagutterson charm before he clears his throat to ask a question. A serious question. Because sometimes Yngvi has those when he's sober.]
Your old man. Does he own weapons other than Bruiser and Crusher. Those are his fists, they need names, they have them, I think they make him sound distinguished, don't you?