[ This is the darkest timeline. But he's not a quitter. After a horrified pause, he takes a deep breath. ]
YOU KNOW ANDRASTE'S OLD MABARI. HE DON'T SHOW UP IN THE CHANT— [ air gulp ] —AND IF YOU ASK THOSE HOLY SISTERS, WELL, THEY'LL SAY ANDRASTE CAN'T HAVE SOME BIG OLD SMELLY WARDOG, BUT ALL FERELDEN KNOWS IT RIGHT— [ air! ] OUR SWEET LADY NEEDED SOMEONE WHO COULD WARM HER FEET AT NIGHT.
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[ This is the darkest timeline. But he's not a quitter. After a horrified pause, he takes a deep breath. ]
YOU KNOW ANDRASTE'S OLD MABARI. HE DON'T SHOW UP IN THE CHANT— [ air gulp ] —AND IF YOU ASK THOSE HOLY SISTERS, WELL, THEY'LL SAY ANDRASTE CAN'T HAVE SOME BIG OLD SMELLY WARDOG, BUT ALL FERELDEN KNOWS IT RIGHT— [ air! ] OUR SWEET LADY NEEDED SOMEONE WHO COULD WARM HER FEET AT NIGHT.