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Alistair ([personal profile] byblow) wrote in [community profile] therookery 2016-07-28 02:55 am (UTC)

You mon— [ —ster, he was going to say, before realizing midway through that it might not be funny even if he didn't mean it that way.

Cue awkward pause while he tries to think of another way to end that word that will be smooth and seamless and can't come up with one.

He coughs and carries on. ]


Anders, it's a portrait of a Fereldan king. If you do anything sexy involving Fereldan kings, pleaaaase don't involve me.

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