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Valentine Nicasus Maxence Mérovée Olivier de Foncé ([personal profile] degenere) wrote in [community profile] therookery 2016-07-08 09:49 pm (UTC)

A mute Orlesian.

But! The last name that I heard Jehan call a man who left him the opportunity was dust buggering whoreson with an icicle in the place of his prick. I say it plainly so that everyone can heed my warning, but as a countryman, you can imagine just how poetic it sounded.

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