I can ask Guilfoyle, ( is slightly more tactful than not one in your price range, ) that isn't any trouble. As for the fashion, well— it's a practical thing. I have particular hikes that I use for a variety of dresses, ( thank you to abby for one of her most frequently used satinalia gifts, ) something like that might suit, or just tacking the skirt up directly, since it isn't as if it'd need to be let down again.

It's practical, more than fashionable, but it won't mark you for strange.