All right, no nobody'd send a spy here to learn Orlesian table manners.

Val Royeaux, maybe. Churneau, if you want to be a little less obvious. Better yet, recruit an Orlesian governess north. But the only thing worth the risk of getting into Riftwatch -- and more importantly, getting back out again -- is information you can't get anywhere else.

[ Not that he's, you know, thought about it extensively or anything. ]