allthatgleamsisgold: (lizard brain)
Vlast ([personal profile] allthatgleamsisgold) wrote in [community profile] therookery 2024-07-16 04:41 am (UTC)

[Tips? Sure, Vlast can impart some tips.]

Avoid banking in a sandstorm with your belly towards the wind. You will get blown off course and be picking debris out your undercarriage for weeks.

Mind which shrubbery you mark your territory on. Jacaranda do not appreciate such things and their lightning strikes tingle unpleasantly.

When catching fish, make sure not to accidentally swallow the octopuses with blue ring patterns. The visions their venom imparts are pretty but useless.

[What? These are very useful tips!]

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