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FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Church + Cosima
RECIPIENT: Are you in Kirkwall? Do you have a crystal? Boom you have it.
WHAT: Two good ol Rifters are trying out some food, and nothing is wrong with them at all
WHEN: Early-ish during Phase One
WHERE: Gallows kitchen
NOTES: There will be a coming log for through Phase One! Also, naturally, Church is in blue, Cosima is in red.
SENDER: Church + Cosima
RECIPIENT: Are you in Kirkwall? Do you have a crystal? Boom you have it.
WHAT: Two good ol Rifters are trying out some food, and nothing is wrong with them at all
WHEN: Early-ish during Phase One
WHERE: Gallows kitchen
NOTES: There will be a coming log for through Phase One! Also, naturally, Church is in blue, Cosima is in red.
GUYS guys guys! And gals. People and persons of all ages, sizes, genders, and races. [That would be Church, with some noises in the background and his non-stop pacing feet, sounding excited and peppy, perhaps just slightly moreso than should be normal. Until you hear what he has to say.] It is my awesome pleasure to invite you--yes, YOU--down to the kitchen to be our lovely taste testers.
I DON'T KNOW IF, LIKE, DWARVES TASTE THINGS DIFFERENTLY; WE'RE GOING TO NEED A DIVERSE TASTER POOL! [The voice is yelled because it's from a distance, though no less excited. It's very much Cosima.] IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
Yeah. Dwarves, too. And literally everyone, seriously, it's for science. Tasty, delicious science.
TELL THEM IT'S FOR SCIENCE--
I got it covered--
--IT'S VERY IMPORTANT!
I got it, Cos!
Ahem. Tasting what, you might ask? Ohhhhhoho, you are in for a treat, cuz, see, we've talked about it, and now it's happening, assholes! Fried food is coming to Thedas! We're frying up every damn thing. ONLY EDIBLE THINGS! Don't tell me what to do, we could fry up rocks, I might fry a chair, you don't know-- LIKE WE'RE NOT TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE HERE! Okay all right, no sense wasting oil I guess.
You guys. are gonna know. the awesome power. of french fries.
...Buuuut since we also don't have super amazing modern technological equipment to measure temperature and shit like that, it's also just going to have to be a try and see process. Hence taste testing. Pros: you get food. Cons: you don't get paid, but I refer to you back to the pros. We're literally doing science for free you're welcome.
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