[Look, if the Chantry were cooler about 1) him hitting on the young ladies that haven't taken their vows and 2) him making the Brothers hot under the collar then Asher would maybe have less of a beef.]

Muddled up is the mildest way of putting it I've heard so far. If people could each to their own, I would be a much happier man and I don't stick my dick in politics but that's never going to happen, not even when the Archon and the Arishok decide to get hitched and bring peace and love to the south.

[Everyone is truly happy for that disturbing mental image Asher.]

And if the Chantry decides to drag you all back?