[Can you hear his pronounced eye-roll, Thor? Can you? Because damn is he rolling his eyes.]

Your symbolism is wanting, brother. And also lackluster. Why choose a hammer, a peasant's tool, when you could embrace the full force of abstraction and be a bolt of lightning or a great beast of battle? Are you Thor of the House of Hammers?

I would say that you are not often so lacking in creativity but that would be mostly a lie.

[Is this sniping because now Thor is being sloppy with personal issues in public? Yes it is.]