So politicians then? Is that how they do? Because that sounds awful mate if you've got dragon politicians just doing the one-two combo of being a dragon with their whole dragon thing and then being a politician with their thing but they could do it for however long-- how long do dragons live? And why money or jewels or exquisite furs or is that just the dream for rich people? [Yngvi does not fully understand rich people but he pauses, making a thoughtful noise.] 'cept I did steal them silver spoons out that estate so maybe I get it. Like you want it, you take it, you have it. Maybe it's just no one can stop you if you're a massive dragon. Ours just eat stuff. A whole gurn. A herd of gurn.
[Spoiler: he does not know if gurn are a herd animal he's not some gurn-ologist here.]
You could break a dragon's jaw, that'd shut it up or sometimes there's no comeback from what you've said. Then it has to shut up.
[The sickest burn to burn a fire dragon that way.]
Well those people also sound like dicks but that's the Thedas way for people to say 'oh can you do this thing for me' and you should have way more than you've got which is you, yourself, and what's on your back. Same for the people with you. And since I'm all practiced and shit I'd feel bad now we're speaking if I weren't there being a dwarf who knows these things. We ain't got many dwarves in the Inquisition most of the time feels like it's just me.
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So politicians then? Is that how they do? Because that sounds awful mate if you've got dragon politicians just doing the one-two combo of being a dragon with their whole dragon thing and then being a politician with their thing but they could do it for however long-- how long do dragons live? And why money or jewels or exquisite furs or is that just the dream for rich people? [Yngvi does not fully understand rich people but he pauses, making a thoughtful noise.] 'cept I did steal them silver spoons out that estate so maybe I get it. Like you want it, you take it, you have it. Maybe it's just no one can stop you if you're a massive dragon. Ours just eat stuff. A whole gurn. A herd of gurn.
[Spoiler: he does not know if gurn are a herd animal he's not some gurn-ologist here.]
You could break a dragon's jaw, that'd shut it up or sometimes there's no comeback from what you've said. Then it has to shut up.
[The sickest burn to burn a fire dragon that way.]
Well those people also sound like dicks but that's the Thedas way for people to say 'oh can you do this thing for me' and you should have way more than you've got which is you, yourself, and what's on your back. Same for the people with you. And since I'm all practiced and shit I'd feel bad now we're speaking if I weren't there being a dwarf who knows these things. We ain't got many dwarves in the Inquisition most of the time feels like it's just me.