[Come to Orzammar, Yngvi's got some elf boots maybe a trend will catch on down there as he shows off the terrible sights and offends the population by existing.] All the spiders? Even the trap them in a cup, stick 'em outside spiders? But any spider is that sort of spider. Just depends on the cup. If a giant were the type to have cups and use cups, a giant could put a spider outside. If they lived places that had doors. Caves are open entrance policies spiders have no respect for closed doors so caves are fair game to them.

[What is breaking and entering to a spider they are godless beings.]

Dragons are big and mostly they're off. Somewhere. In the middle of nowhere. Maybe they fly past and shoot fire or lightning or ice, eat some druffalo or people or take a massive shit and if it's a high dragon she'll have a load of overgrown big lumbering babies but it's like what would you rather fight? Probably one big dragon than a hundred tiny dragons. They'd wear you down but if it's you and other people on a dragon you've better odds. [And it's more dignified than being eaten by something that's blind with a worm face.] Nah you could use arrows if you're good but y'know say no more I've got two whole axes mate.