crystal

[rathercommon]

FORM: Crystallll
SENDER: Kitty Jones
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS EVERYBODYYYY DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: Everywhere
NOTES: Everyone seems sad so: dogs

[ Kitty sounds faintly aggrieved. The reason: ]

So, there's this dog that started following me about. I guess it's mine now or - something. Anyway. Has anyone got ideas for a name?

Comments

[elegiaque]

( eventually: ) He has a point you don't want to name a bitch Anora. It would look rather like the way I named my birds.

Granted, he buried it in muck-

[rathercommon]

My dog isn't a - a bitch.

[ This city girl does not know dog breeding terms. ]

And I'd say he buried it in a great mass of shit.

[elegiaque]

Is it female?

[rathercommon]

Yeah.

[elegiaque]

That's a bitch. Technically. Ergo, Anora the...

Which would be impolitic in accidentally implying everything he just said. So best not.

[rathercommon]

Wait, that's where that word's from?

[elegiaque]

Etymology is also a bitch.

( gwenaelle finds herself funny enough for everyone. )

-I mean, yes. That's what it means rightly.

[rathercommon]

How grotesque.

[ Kitty sounds rightly disgusted. ]

And typical. Of course when you're insulting a man, you call him a bastard, which - oh, sure, it's just that he doesn't have a good father or whatever. But a woman gets reduced to an animal.